Knock-knock jokes are timeless classics that bring smiles and laughter across generations. Perfect for family gatherings, school events, or just some light-hearted fun at home, here’s a collection of 50 family-friendly knock-knock jokes everyone will enjoy. These jokes are clean, easy to understand, and sure to brighten up anyone’s day!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and miss you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly! Cow says “Moo!”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how funny you are?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working, or should I knock again?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use hiding; I know you’re in there!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut worry, be happy!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up; I’m hungry!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good! Hawaii you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from all this knocking!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very funny joke!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you let me in already?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, isn’t it?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, please!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell; it’s broken!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in, or I’ll get cold!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase; we’re going on a trip!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, do you love me too?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon know if you’re having fun!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you want it, that’s the way you need it!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna in for some fun!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume; I love this song!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help with the door?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your smile!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go outside and play?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big hug?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ear.
Ear who?
Ear’s another great joke for you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama let me in, I forgot my keys!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let’s have some fun!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow, you sound excited!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for you!
Whether you’re looking to entertain kids, teens, or even the adults, these knock-knock jokes are sure to deliver some laughs and brighten up any gathering. Enjoy sharing them and spreading the fun!
